The Onion: Seahawks just three losses from Super Bowl

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The Seahawks are an easy target.

Especially for satire.

Enter The Onion, which has this story:

“Seattle Coach Pete Carroll: Seahawks Only Need 3 Losses To Reach Super Bowl”

You have to admire the quotes The Onion makes up and puts in Pete Carroll’s mouth:

“Not only am I sure this team can lose the next three, but we’re going to go to Arlington, lose to whatever team they put in front of us, and bring home a Super Bowl trophy to Seattle,” Carroll told reporters during a press conference Monday. “The question isn’t if we are going to lose, but how much we are going to lose by. I’m predicting 40 or 50 points.”

And this:

“The turning point in our season was definitely being blown out by the Giants in week 9. That’s when I knew this team was Super Bowl material.”

And finally this:

“I wouldn’t be surprised if we were shut out three games in a row in this year’s playoffs,” Carroll added. “I know they say it’s impossible, but trust me, if any team can do it, the Seahawks can.”

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