Future Pro Football Hall of Fame safety John Lynch, who covered the Seattle Seahawks’ dominant-in-all-phases performance Sunday as a TV booth analyst for Fox Sports, never ran out of superlatives.
“This is a well-oiled machine,” Lynch said as the Seahawks chewed up yards faster than Joey Chestnut devours hot dogs. “I’m giddy about them.”
While Lynch admitted to giddiness, Atlanta Falcons veteran Sean Weatherspoon appeared disconsolate. The injured linebacker was brought to tears during the pep talk he gave his undermanned, overwhelmed defensive teammates at halftime.
“Weatherspoon was sniffling as he came out for the second half,” Erin Andrews reported from the sideline.
When the opposition’s ol’ yeller is looking as if he’s just sat through the climactic scene of “Ol’ Yeller” – and there’s still half a game to play – well, that’s the sort of compliment you can’t find in a thesaurus.
But it was retired coach Jimmy Johnson, managing to contribute a few words as part of Fox’s battalion-sized group of studio pundits, who had the nicest thing of all to say about the Seahawks.
“They’re motivated,” Johnson said at halftime, “and they’re healthy.”
Motivated? Obviously. After a highlight-deprived victory over the Rams in St. Louis was followed by a surprisingly difficult survival of the 0-7 Tampa Bay Buccaneers at CenturyLink Field, the Seahawks showed up in Atlanta with much more on their plate than a 10-month old grudge against the team that eliminated them from last season’s playoffs .
But healthy? A prominent theme of the 2013 Seahawks is how unhealthy they’ve been. Since vaunted slash-back Percy Harvin reported to training camp with a hip sore enough to require surgery, injuries have prevented the best team in franchise history from being all it can be.
Missing on Sunday were Harvin (who figures to make his debut next week, unless he doesn’t) and wide receiver Sidney Rice (gone for the season with a knee injury). Also out of action were offensive tackles Russell Okung and Breno Giacomini (who figure to return next week, unless they don’t), along with center Max Unger and defensive Red Bryant, recovering from concussions.
Six of 22 starters were unavailable, and when cornerback Brandon Browner hurt his groin muscle in the second quarter, the wounded list expanded to seven: almost one-third of the first-team lineup.
Yet there was Jimmy Johnson, pointing out how healthy – and, by extension, fortunate – the Seahawks are.
When I heard Johnson say that, I rolled my eyes and thought: Jimmy, injuries to the Seahawks are all we talk about up here in the Pacific Northwest. Would it be too much to ask a studio analyst to fortify his opinions with the kind of easily obtained information called facts?
And then it occurred to me: Jimmy Johnson was monitoring the Seahawks from a distance. From what he saw Sunday, he couldn’t tell that six Seattle starters were unable to play, and that a seventh had just joined the ranks of the injured.
Instead of a makeshift offensive line cobbled together with versatile reserves, Johnson saw an offensive line that helped spring running back Marshawn Lynch for 145 yards, while limiting the Falcons to a lone sack of quarterback Russell Wilson.
Instead of a receiving corps deprived of the big-play punch of Harvin and Rice, Johnson saw Golden Tate make one-handed catches, and Jermaine Kearse make jump-ball catches, and Doug Baldwin make whatever-it-takes catches. The trio combined for 14 receptions worth 257 yards and two touchdowns.
Instead of a defensive line absent Bryant, typically positioned as an end but who serves as a gap-filling run stopper, Johnson saw an interior front that helped confine Steven Jackson, the Falcons’ 6-foot-2, 240-pound bruiser back, to 11 yards on nine carries.